Now, this is a story all about how
My mouse got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the owner of a mouse full of hair
In west Farnborough born and raised
At the keyboard is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, haxin', DnD'ing, all cool
And playing FPS's each day after school
When a couple of hairs they were up to no good
Started making trouble when my mouse moved
I got 360 no scoped and my mum got scared
She said "You're washing that mouse to get rid of that hair"
I walked up to the sink and when I got near
I said "This sink sucks, I'm going in there"
If anything I could say this behaviour was rare
But I thought "Nah forget it, I'm going in the shower"
I set the temp about 7 or 8
And I smiled to the mouse "Don't worry, I will take care"
I washed my mouse
With the greatest of flair
And I went back to my desk, mousey now without hair